Your tits are I can't wait for
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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