none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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