I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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