Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
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