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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?

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(512): View more from Texas

And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.

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(678): View more from Georgia

Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,

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(317): View more from Indiana

If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.

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(330): View more from Ohio

He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it

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(231): View more from Michigan

Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.

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(302): View more from Delaware

Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?

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