wakey wakey hands off snakey
Is it because I queefed?
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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