my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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