What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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