it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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