Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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