Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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