I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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