a queef is a wish your heart makes.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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