Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
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