I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
We had to coat check the pizza.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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