shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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