i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
