butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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