you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
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