Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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