Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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