Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
only you would photoshop your dick
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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