Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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