Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
no more duck duck goose at the bar
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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