im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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