Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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