i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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