I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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