You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
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