Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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