yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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