i just google imaged poop.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I just found a bag of teeth...
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I would ride that face into the sunset
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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