thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Why is your signature on my underwear?
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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