They should really pass out barf bags in church
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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