i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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