i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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