Ambien. No doubt about it.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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