yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I could fuck to npr.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
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