The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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