listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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