Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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