I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
This baby is an asshole
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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