i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
well you can't waste a boner
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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