Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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