Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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