: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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