so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
I understand Curling. That high.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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