so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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