I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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