Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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