if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
the gays at disneyland are vicious
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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