Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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