you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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