I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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