my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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